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honey badger.
kayla. twenty-four. left-handed. buffalo. don't dream it, be it.
OH MY GO D
Hilarious
Sheesh
The real reason for the eventual robot uprising
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
The actual cause of the Omnic rising, humanity’s dick game ain’t shit.
Only the lesbians, bi’s and pans can save us now
… That’d explain a lot of Overwatch.
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I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”
Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them
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Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter.
Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole.
Fuckboy logic.SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON
I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.
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